Desiree-Gap Rating 5/10

She is big, black, proud and loud and an ex-Olympic gymnast now married to her arch enemy Bubbles' ex-husband Roman De Vere, played by Rob Brydon.

Has she met her match with Bubbles, a gigantic grotesque health-farm sponger, played by Matt Lucas, and in this battle of the bulge, who'll come out on top? Keep watching Little Britain to find out!